Keep your best balls washed
your putter clean
You never know when you'll do 18
Seek slackened flags with stiffer shots
Swinging round the aging pots
Always tip at the liquid carts
Try to hit the open parts
Never fear that hazard line
Hit it straight youll be just fine
Laying up's for lesser men
Though possibly a bogie ten
Enjoy your walk among the links
1/2 off when then weather stinks
Remember hat and wear your glove
Golf gods please send me your love
Swing Away!
-Hermit King-
